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小黄人
Ooh. Minion!
耶
Yeah
噢
Ooh
当你对着星星许愿
When you wish upon a star
梦想会把你带到遥远的地方
Your dreams will take you very far
当你在梦中许愿
But when you wish upon a dream
生活并非想当然 噢耶
Life ain't always what it seems, oh, yeah...
不许动 反坏蛋联盟
Freeze! AVL!
无论你是谁
No matter who you are...
嘿 嘿
Hey! Hey!
-不许动 -抓住她
-Stop right there! -Grab her!
哦 宝贝儿 -各单位注意
-Yeah, baby! -Attention, all units.
哇哦
Whoa!
小心
Look out!
-尝尝这招 -喂
-You like that? -Hey!
你看星光灿烂
Shining star for you to see
你的生活真的可以如此璀璨
What your life can truly be...
重复 各单位注意 坏蛋正朝西去
Repeating, all units, villain is heading westbound...
你的生活真的可以如此璀璨
What your life can truly be
坏蛋六人组 地下总部
星光灿烂
Shining star
为你闪耀
For you to see
向你展示人生的真谛
What your life can truly be.
噢 宝贝
Ooh, baby!
反坏蛋联盟可抓不到我
The Anti-Villain League can't catch this.
猜猜谁偷到了地图
Guess who stole the map.
贝拉女魔头
铁拳猛男
哈利路亚
Hallelujah!
双截棍恶修女
耶 交给我吧
Yeah! I got this.
轮滑追魂手
龙虾手
干得漂亮
Good work.
威酷魔王
传说中的生肖石藏宝图
The map to the legendary Zodiac Stone.
我们将成为世界上最强大的坏蛋
We will become the most powerful villains in the world.
好了 我们准备行动
Okay, let's get a move on.
今晚就出发去亚洲
We leave for Asia tonight.
好了 让我看看
Okay, let's see here.
我进来了
I'm in.
你好啊 宝贝儿
Hello, beautiful.
哇哦
Whoa!
什么
What?
哦
Oh.
哈哈 耶
Ha ha! Yes!
生肖石
The Zodiac Stone.
哇
Whoa.
用不了多久 这些无人能挡的凶兽力量
Soon, the power of these unstoppable beasts
就是我们的了
will be ours.
啊 我的天啊
Ah, for crying out loud.
哦
Oh.
唔
Whoa.
哇
Whoa.
快点 有一群会杀人的小玩意在追我
Hurry up. I got a bunch of deadly tchotchkes on my tail.
收到收到
Roger that on the copy.
修女 踩油门|
Step on it, sister.
快点 快来
Hurry up! Come on!
下去 下去
Off! Off!
我拿到了 我拿到宝石了
I got it. I got the stone.
一切都结束了 老头子
Party's over, old man.
坏蛋六人组有新头目了
The Vicious Six has a new head honcho.
你被我们耍得团团转
You just got played for a sucker!
喂 等等 是我创立了这个组织
Whoa! Hold on. I started this group.
我们是一个团队
We're a team.
你们的忠诚呢？
Where's your loyalty?
拜托 我们是一群坏蛋
Oh, please. We're villains.
根本没有忠诚可言
There's no such thing.
是时候更新换代了
It's time for the next generation.
小 黄 人
格 鲁 的 崛 起
G.E.M.邓紫棋 -《Bang Bang》
今天对我说什么
你就要记得怎么做
要是发现欺骗我
看你怎样逃得过
砰 砰
话不要多
砰 砰
只要你做
砰 砰
假如有错
砰 砰
你怎能瞒过我
嘿
嘿 嘿
嘿
砰 砰
安静 同学们
Quiet down, class.
小学 周五 跳舞 迪斯科
安静 同学们
Quiet down, class.
同学们 同学们
People, people.
理想的职业
好了 等你们长大以后
So, what do you want to be
-你们想做什么 -哦 哦
-when you grow up? - Ooh! Ooh, ooh!
-萨曼莎 -我想成为一名医生
-Samantha. -I want to be a doctor.
-真不错 -哦 我要说
-Wonderful. -Oh, oh!
布莱德利
Bradley.
我想成为一名老师
I want to be a teacher.
不 你不想
No, you do not.
-哦 我 我 -你说
- Ooh! Me, me! -Yes.
我想成为一名消防员兼总统
I want to be a fireman who is also the president
而且 而且还开赛车 耶
and-and also drives race cars. Yeah.
真不错
Exciting.
那你呢 格鲁
And what about you, Gru?
格鲁
Gru?
我？
Me?
我想成为...
I want to be...
一个超级大坏蛋
a supervillain.
超级大坏蛋？
Supervillain?
-超级大坏蛋 -废柴
-Supervillain. -Loser!
真是糟糕的一天
I'm having a bad, bad day
是时候走自己的路了
It's about time that I get my way...
-凯莉 -爸爸
-Kelly! -Daddy!
-布莱特 -妈妈
-Brett! -Mom!
格鲁
Gru!
来亲亲妈妈
Kiss-a la mama!
哦 我最爱的小亲戚们
Oh. My favorite tiny relatives.
哦不 你们别这样 不行
Eh, oh, no. Guys, come on.
嘿
Hey.
我还得维持形象呢
I got an image to uphold here.
好吧
Okay.
嘿 你们准备好去看电影了吗
Hey, are you guys pumped for the movie?
咱们出发
Let's go!
哦 不好
Oh, no!
鲨鱼 鲨鱼
WOMAN Shark! A shark!
街机厅
哦
Oh!
我是弹珠界的巫师
I am a pinball wizard.
空心投 空心投 空心投 空心投 空心投
Swish. Swish. Swish. Swish. Swish.
我投 我投
Swish. Swish.
空心投 空心投 我投 我投
Swish. Swish. Swish. Swish.
-你好 -你好 -你好
-Bello. -Bello. -Bello.
-你好 -你好 -你好 -你好
-Bello. Bello. -Bello. -Bello.
把所有配料都加上
Everything you got.
再多来点 快
A little more. Come on.
多放点糖屑
Put some of those sprinkles on there.
我喜欢糖屑
I like those sprinkles.
看我芝士枪 吃我芝士弹
Cheese-Ray! Cheese-Ray!
吃我芝士弹
Cheese-Ray!
别打我别打我 兄弟
Don't cheese me, bro.
靴靴你
Pank you!
嗯 好丝滑 好美味
Mmm! So creamy, so delicious.
流流汗 肥肉哗哗掉
每一卡路里都值得
Worth every calorie.
真是糟糕的一天
I'm having a bad, bad day
如果你觉得被针对 也无所谓
If you take it personal, that's okay
看呀 这也太有趣了
Watch, this is so fun to see...
账单 杂志
Bills, magazines
S&H的绿邮票
S&H Green Stamps.
啥
Huh?
噢
Ooh!
噢 噢 噢
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
坏蛋六人组
我的老天爷
Holy guacamole!
哪里可以听 哪里可以听
Where can we listen? Where can we listen?
您好 格鲁先生
Hello, Mr. Gru.
我们收到了您的申请 得知您想加入我们坏蛋六人组
We've received your application to the world's best
也就是世界上最棒的超级坏蛋联盟
supervillain team, the Vicious Six.
我们的团队最近刚好有一个空缺
A recent opening has become available
-所以 -所以什么
-and... -And?
您的面试就在明天中午
...your interview is tomorrow at noon.
棒呆了
Dyn-o-mite!
请前往417大街
Please go to 417 Main Street.
口令是"你坏透了"
The password is: "You're no good."
你坏透了
"你坏透了" 记住了
"You're no good." Mm-hmm.
现在 赶快起身走人
Now, get up on the down stroke
因为这份邀请函就要爆炸啦 宝贝
'cause this invitation is gonna explode, baby.
爆炸 噢
Explode? Oh.
哦 不不不不
Oh, no, no, no, no!
咳
Oot!
大新闻哦 老妈
Ooh. Very big news, Mom!
老妈
Mom?
老妈
Mom?
什么啊
What?
老妈 这个汗津津的男人是谁啊
Mom, who is this sweaty guy?
他把屋子都熏得臭烘烘的
He's stinking up the house.
我还以为你在做什么卷心菜料理
I thought you were cooking cabbage.
这是我新找的大师
He's my new guru.
告诉你那些奇奇怪怪的小东西们
Tell your weird buddies they'd better start
他们最好赶紧干点正事
pulling their weight around here
不然我就让他们滚蛋
or I'm kicking them out.
他们把我绝妙的好气氛都毁了
They are killing my mellow vibes.
嘿我听到了
GRU'Hey! I heard that!
来吧 我们去告诉大伙儿这个好消息
Come on. Let's go tell the troops the good news.
伙计们 到地下室去
Gentlemen, to the basement
也就是 我们新的恶魔老巢
aka our new evil lair.
这也太棒啦
This is fantastic!
噢 搞得很不错嘛 兄弟们
Oh, construction looks great, guys.
我的第一个邪恶老巢
My first evil lair.
我的鸡皮疙瘩都起来了
Goose bumps!
革命总有牺牲
Well, you've got to break a few eggs to make an omelet.
我说的对吗
Am I right?
-瑞安 干得不错 -你说什么
-Oh, great job, Ryan. -Wh-Wh-What?
我说干得不错
I said great job!
-什么 -算了
-Wh-What? -Never mind.
阿德里安 迈克 表现不错嘛
Adrien, Mack, looking good.
乔 最近怎么样
Joe, how's the family?
嘿 挺好的
Hey. Good, good.
好了 大家都集中一下
Okay, everybody, get over here.
扣好衣服 戴好眼镜
Now, listen up. Buckle your overalls.
听好了
Hold on to your goggles.
坏蛋六人组想要见我
The Vicious Six wants to meet me.
就在明天
Tomorrow.
小老板
Mini-Boss!
小老板 小老板
Mini-Boss! Mini-Boss!
好了 好了 我可不小
All right, all right. I'm not mini.
不要再叫我小老板了
Please stop calling me that.
还有 他们还没正式接收我
And also, they haven't accepted me yet.
嗨 奥托 怎么了
Hello, Otto. What is it?
废话真多
Blah, blah, blah.
嗯 好 这
Uh-huh. Well, th-that...
是的 我
Yes, I...
嗯
Mm-hmm.
我 好了
I... Okay.
我们玩点有趣的吧
You know what would be fun?
比赛不说话
Let's play the quiet game.
喔 比谁不说话 好耶
Oh, oh! The quiet game! Si, si!
不管怎样 感谢大家今天的辛勤工作
Anyway, thanks for the hard work today, everyone.
我要去休息了
I got to go get some rest.
明天是我人生最重要的一天
Tomorrow is the biggest day of my life.
世界 瞧好了
Watch out, world.
我格鲁要来了
Here comes Gru!
-小老板 小老板 -别这么叫我
-Mini-Boss! Mini-Boss! -I'm not...
小老板 小老板
Mini-Boss! Mini-Boss!
天哪
Oh!
坏蛋六人组
他们可是全世界最厉害的大坏蛋
Oh, these guys are the best.
我像在做梦一样
I can't believe it.
坏蛋六人组
额 小老板
Uh, Mini-Boss?
我也理解 但是今晚
Yeah, I get it, but I need
我需要好好休息 你出去
a good night's sleep, so get out.
噢
Oh.
好吧 好吧
Okay, fine, fine.
既然你做噩梦了 就让你和我睡
Because you had a nightmare.
下不为例噢
But just tonight.
不过 我可不相信做噩梦这个借口
I'm not buying the nightmare story, though.
啊 不好意思啊
Uh, uh, excuse-a.
哦是嘛 你也做噩梦了？
Oh, really? You, too?
-嗯嗯 -上来吧
-Mm-hmm. -Get in.
-晚安 -晚安
-Good night. -Good night.
好好好 晚安
Yes, yes, yes. Good night.
-晚安 -天啊
-Good night! -Oh!
拜托 我只是想睡个好觉
Oh, I just want to get some sleep.
坏蛋新闻频道
VNC.
突发新闻 坏蛋六人组准备
Breaking news: The Vicious Six is ready
改写坏蛋准则
to rewrite the rules of villainy.
世界上的坏蛋们
Villains of the world
三天以后 午夜钟声敲响之时
in three days, when the clock strikes midnight
也就是中国农历新年开始的那天
and the Chinese New Year begins
这件宝贝的力量将会被释放出来
this bad boy's power is gonna be unleashed.
借助十二生肖的力量
With the power of the Zodiac
我们就能打倒反坏蛋联盟
we're gonna take out the Anti-Villain League.
坏蛋六人组就会成为
And the Vicious Six will be
地球上最厉害的几个坏蛋
the most powerful villains on the planet.
你懂了吗
Can you dig it?
我懂了吗 我懂了吗
Do I dig it? Do I dig it?
我一点都不懂 没什么好懂的
I don't dig it. There's nothing to dig.
他们以为这么简单就能把我除掉 是吗
They thought they could leave me for dead, huh?
像一块没人要的老腊肉一样 一脚踢开
Kick me to the curb like a piece of old meat?
他们根本想不到 接下来要发生什么
Oh, they got no idea what's coming.
-嗯 -噢 我要给他们点苦头吃吃
-Um... -Oh, I'm gonna make them suffer
-让他们为自己的行为付出代价 -呃 威酷魔王先生
-for what they've done to me. -Uh, Mr. Knuckles?
-没错 -嘿 威酷魔王先生
-Oh, boy. -Hey, Mr. Knuckles.
怎么了
What?
我们 想知道这周
We, uh, just wanted to make sure
我们能拿到钱吗
we'd be getting paid this week.
拿什么钱啊
What a mouth on you.
我不是给你们传授了知识吗
I'm paying you with knowledge.
有吗 噢
You are? Oh!
第一节课 时刻防备敌人
Lesson one: Always be prepared.
第二节课 比利时五臂戳鼻拳
Lesson two: The Belgian five-armed nose pick.
第三节课 立陶宛拔毛爪
And lesson three: The Lithuanian haircut.
这三节课可是无价之宝
That's worth all the money in the world.
嘿 伙计们 算了吧
Hey, guys, forget about it.
我会付你们报酬的
You're gonna get paid.
但首先 我们得把宝石抢回来
But first, we got to get my stone back.
坏格鲁正在崛起
I see a bad Gru a-rising
很快就会成为大坏蛋
I see a villain on his way
耶哦
Yee-haw!
我就要去见我的英雄们
I'm gonna interview with my heroes
他们会爱死我 因为我真的坏透了
They're going to love me 'cause I'm the best
今晚可别搞砸了
Don't mess up tonight
我将加入坏蛋六人组 耶
You're going to join the Vicious Six, yeah!
坏格鲁正在崛起
There is a bad Gru on the rise.
伙计们
Guys!
哦 你们也想去
Oh, you want to come.
是的
Yeah.
好吧 好吧
Right, right.
好的
Okay.
那时 你们找到我
When you guys tracked me down
手里拿着我的招聘传单
and responded to my "help wanted" ad...
我就在想 这些小土豆们是谁
...I was like, "Who are these tiny tater tots?
你们从哪儿找到这么多牛仔布料的
And where did they get so much denim?"
但你们一直坚持不放弃
And you just wouldn't quit.
好吧 我投降了
All right, I surrender.
进来吧
Come on in.
唉
Huh?
从此 我们也有了很多美好的回忆
We've had some great times since then
但问题是 坏蛋六人组
but the thing is, the Vicious Six
他们是个大联盟
they're the big leagues
而你们...
and you guys are...
很好 所以...
great, and so...
你们在地下室干的那些...
Uh, the job you did on the lair...
非常棒
A-plus.
只不过 我在想
It's just, what I was thinking is that
世界上还有很多其他坏蛋
there are a lot of other villains in the world.
知道吗
You know?
算了
Never mind.
听着 我这次想单飞了 不用你们陪
Look, I think I just need to fly solo on this.
再见了 伙计们
See you later, alligators.
哦 凯文 凯文
Uh, Kevin? Kevin!
奥托
Uh, Ot-Ot-Otto. O-Otto.
走
Go, go, go!
嘿 看路啊
Hey, I'm walking here!
哇哦
Wow!
犯罪记录唱片店
哦 我来了
Ooh! Here we go.
噢
Oh!
那就是我爱你 我需要你
That I love ya, I need ya
小我渴望你 我一定要拥有你 女孩
I want ya, got to have you, child...
不好意思 先生
Excuse me. Sir?
我想问问你是不是坏透了
I was just wondering if you're... no good.
你是个好人 我看错了
You're good. My mistake.
对不起
Oh, oh. Oh, sorry.
我不是故意要吓你的
I didn't mean to scare you.
我只是想试试我的新发明
I was just, uh, trying out this new invention of mine.
我给它取名叫黏黏手
I call it Sticky Fingers.
也可以叫它小黏黏
Or Smart Goo.
我还没想好正式的名字
I-I haven't quite landed on the name yet.
过来这里
Come here.
我听说你在找一件
I overheard you were looking for something...
很特别的东西
special.
啊 对 我在找...
Ah, yes. I was hoping...
你坏透了
you're no good.
去三号卡座听这首歌
I think you'll enjoy listening
是个不错的选择
in booth three.
你坏透了
这边请
Right this way.
阿哈
Aha!
猫抓热
Cat scratch fever...
就是这里 别告诉别人
This is it. Mum's the word.
小声点 祝你好运
Keep it down. Good luck.
让他们瞧瞧你的厉害 孩子
Let 'em have it, son.
谢谢你...
Thanks, Mister...
内法罗先生
Nefario.
是内法罗博士
That's Dr. Nefario.
-给你 拿着这个 -呃
-Here, take this. -Uh...
如果有一天你出名了
If you ever get famous, remember who gave you
要记得第一个助你一臂之力的人
your first gadget.
好的
Okay.
我不会怪他 如果他对我说
Wouldn't blame him if he said to me
你是个坏蛋 行为不端
You're no good, you're no good
你是个坏蛋
You're no good...
试下倒放
Try backwards.
欢迎来到邪恶六人组的基地
VOICE Welcome to the Vicious Six.
哇哦
Whoa.
这也太...啊
That is pretty... Whoa!
你们好
Hello.
大家都是来面试的吗
Everybody here for the interview?
我也是
Me, too.
大家伙面试之后都有什么计划吗
So, what do you guys got going on later?
是不是准备去干点坏事
Are you up to no good?
打算去哪捣乱
You gonna get into some mischief?
好吧
Okay.
放第一个人进来吧
Send the first one in.
你可以去面试了 格鲁先生
They're ready to see you, Mr. Gru.
哦 好的
Oh, good.
太好了
Great.
呃
Oh...
坏蛋六人组
各位尊敬的坏蛋们
Distinguished villains
我叫格鲁
my name is Gru.
我说话声音好像太大了
I feel like I'm talking too loud
但实际上 咱们距离这么近
even though our proximity
根本不需要我喊得这么大声
doesn't require this kind of volume.
如果你告诉十岁的我
If you told me when I was ten
我能有机会接任我最最喜欢的坏蛋
that I would have the chance to fill the shoes
威酷魔王
of my favorite villain ever
成为坏蛋六人组的一员
Wild Knuckles, I would say
我会说 你脑子进水了吧
"You got rocks in your head."
但介于我已经十一又四分之三岁了
But now that I'm 11 and three quarters
一切就变得合理多了
it makes a lot more sense.
你们谁让这小屁孩来面试的
All right, who let the kid in?
我以为他只是个头小了点而已
I thought he was a tiny man.
你是哪根筋搭错了吗
What's wrong with you?
你不会觉得一个乳臭未干的小屁孩能成为大坏蛋吧
You seriously think a puny little child can be a villain?
我能的
Um, yes.
我...我超级卑鄙
I-I am pretty despicable.
惹我可没好果子吃
You don't want to cross me.
偷取古老的宝石 肆意搞破坏
Evil is for adults
这些大人做的坏事 才是真正的恶行
who steal powerful ancient stones and wreak havoc.
你这种毛都没长全的小屁孩
And not for tubby little punks
应该乖乖待在学校里 好好学习
who should be at school, learning
课间休息忙着打闹
taking a recess
啃着手指头喊妈妈
sucking his thumb.
啃着手指头...
"Sucking his..."
等你什么时候做出了点真正的成绩 再回来见我
Come back when you've done something to impress me.
下一个是谁
Who's next?
我是飞行侠
I am Wing Man
我将成为坏蛋六人组的一员
the next member of the Vicious Six.
请看 飞行的力量
Behold, the power of flight!
行了 不闹了
All right, joke's over.
是时候玩点真的了
Showtime.
这家伙块头不小啊
This is a big one.
对 对
Yeah, yeah.
往左一点 没错
To the left. That's right.
把他拉过来 把他拉过来 伙计们
Bring him in, bring him in, boys.
大家赶紧过来
Everybody pile on!
他抢走了那块宝石
He took the stone!
我来抓住他
I'll get him!
封锁整栋大楼
Lock down the building.
嗷 嗷
Oh! Oh!
-哈 -什么 呃
-Huh? -What? -Uh...
这里什么事也没发生
Nothing to see here.
-噢 -哦 瞧瞧你
- Oh. -Oh, look at you.
弗兰普顿再世 这专辑不错 好眼光
Frampton Comes Alive! Nice choice.
我
I...
赶紧走
Just keep walking.
那是谁 一个小屁孩
Who the heck is that? A kid?
哦 是你们
Oh, guys.
-你好啊 -小老板
-Bello. -Mini-Boss!
你们在这儿干嘛
What are you doing here?
行吧 赶紧上来
Okay, just get on.
他去哪了
Which way did he go?
那个小扒手在那边
There's that little thief!
快追 快追
Go! Go, go, go!
大家散开
Split up!
咚咚咚 快递
Knock, knock. Delivery.
那个小魔头
That demon child!
奥托 把宝石带回地下室
Otto, take the stone back to the lair.
我来引开他们
I'll distract them.
快走 快 快 快
Go! Go, go, go!
呃 呃 哦
Uh, uh... Ooh!
噢 别掉链子
Oh, not now.
快啊 快啊
Come on, come on!
噢
Oh!
我来了 宝贝
Yeah, baby.
我来搞定他
I'll handle this.
但愿你能好好享受人生最后几分钟
Hope you enjoy the rest of your short life.
拜托 快点火
Please work.
快啊 快啊 快啊
Come on, come on, come on!
好耶
Yay!
我们会抓到你的 小不点
We're coming for you, tiny man.
-耶 -耶
-Yeah! -Yeah!
乔什 音量调大
Josh, pump it up.
调大 大 大
Up, up, up!
所有的年轻孩子们啊
All the young dudes
嘿 孩子们
Hey, dudes
你们是时代的焦点
Carry the news...
他们说小孩当不了真正的坏蛋
They all said the kid couldn't be a real villain.
然而
Well...
这个小孩刚刚从世界上
this kid just stole something
最坏的坏蛋们手中偷走了宝石
from the worst villains in the world.
等我把宝石带回去 他们就会说
When I bring it back to them, they are going to say...
"我们犯了个大错
"We have made a terrible mistake.
请你加入我们吧 格鲁 求你了"
Please join us. Please, Gru."
然后我就会说 那好吧
And I will say, "Yes!
我会成为坏蛋六人组里最年轻的成员
I will be the newest member of the Vicious Six."
现在就等奥托来了
Now all I need is Otto.
他在哪
Where is Otto?
呃 啊 奥托快到了
Uh, uh, Otto le come-ay.
不不不 我不要奥托快到了
No, not "Otto le come-ay."
他必须立刻马上到
He needs to "come-ay" now.
-奥托 -小老板
-Otto! -Mini-Boss!
你回来啦
There you are.
东西还在吧
Ah. You got it?
这是... 你在开玩笑吗
Is this... Are you pulling on my legs right now?
奥托 宝石在哪里
Otto, where is the stone?
宝石 啊 对 宝石
Le scone? Ah, si, le scone.
噢
Ooh...
在这
Over there.
哦不
Oh, no!
哇
Oh.
我的宝贝 我的宝贝
Mi amor. Mi amor.
我好爱你
I... love... you.
嗯哼
Huh?
你是不是用我的远大前程
Did you just trade my future
换来了一个宠物石
for a Pet Rock?!
啊 是的
Uh... si?
行吧
Okay.
奥托 这个生日派对在哪
Otto, where was this birthday party?
啊 啊
Uh, uh...
真是难以置信 不可理喻
This is unacceptable. Unacceptable!
我早就说过你们还没准备好
I told you guys that you weren't ready
不能加入大联盟 真是不出所料
for the big leagues, and you have proven me correct.
你们只会搞砸一切
All you do is mess everything up.
搞 搞起来
Up? Pump it up!
跳一支舞
Do a little dance...
不是放音乐 啊
No play-a musica! Ah!
我妈是对的
My mom was right.
你们不属于这里
You do not belong here.
你们被炒鱿鱼了
You're fired!
我会找到那个宝石的
I'm going to find that stone.
我回来之前 你们赶紧收拾好东西走人
When I get home, you all better be gone.
小老板
Mini-Boss...
还有 奥托 别再废话了
And, Otto, close your yapper!
哦
Oh.
乔什
Josh.
在
Si, si.
再见了 我的爱情
I'll say goodbye to love
没有人关心过我是否存在
No one ever cared if I should live or die...
格鲁
Uh, Gru.
拜托了 别走
Por favor. Por favor.
一次又一次
Time and time again...
凯文 不行
Kevin, no.
我还是一个人更合适
I will be better off on my own.
我只知道生活与爱 似乎像冤家路窄
And all I know of love is how to live without it
苦苦寻觅 却无法得到
I just can't seem to find it
所以我下定决心
So I've made my mind up
孤独终老
I must live my life alone
这条路并不好走
And though it's not the easy way
我一直清楚这点
I guess I've always known
那也要说再见 我的爱
I'd say goodbye to love
我的心
There are no tomorrows
早已没有期待
For this heart of mine...
我会找到知己
And I'll find that there is
值得信任 值得为之而活
Someone to believe in and to live for...
小老板
Mini-Boss!
噢 不
Oh, no.
真的很抱歉
I'm sorry.
我以为你们会对我刮目相看
I thought you'd be impressed.
我能跟贝拉女魔头说句话吗 她会...
Could I just speak to Belle Bottom? She'll...
威酷魔王
Wild Knuckles!
啊 天啊
Oh! Oh!
你还活着
You're alive?
天啊 我最喜欢的坏蛋居然绑架了我
Wow. My favorite villain is also my kidnapper?
这是天大的好机会啊
This could be a great opportunity
前提是你别杀了我
if you don't kill me.
闭嘴 把宝石交出来
Shut up and give me the stone.
哦 对 宝石
Oh, yes, the stone.
说起宝石 有件事情要告诉你
Here's the thing about that.
说来还蛮有意思
Kind of a funny story.
把宝石交出来
Give it to him!
事情马上就要
And it's all going to go south
变糟了
very quickly.
这是什么破玩意
What the heck is this?
小屁孩 宝石在哪里
Where is it, boy?
不是我拿的 不在我手里
I don't have it! I don't have it!
我知道你把它藏起来了
I know you're hiding it somewhere.
我没有 我发誓
I'm not. I'm not. I swear.
我要是说谎就喝水让水呛死 吃饭让饭噎死
Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.
我这话不是认真的
Don't actually do that, though.
电话拿来
Somebody bring me a phone.
打电话回家
Call home.
让你家人花钱赎你
It's ransom time.
别别别 我妈可能会付钱让你继续绑架我
No, no, no. My mom will probably pay you to keep me!
笑话不错
Good one.
快打
Call!
电话响了
La telefono.
啊
Huh?
你好 这里是小老板家
Bello. La casa de Mini-Boss.
-你是谁 -凯文
-Who is this? -Kevin.
凯文 小黄人
Kevin, uh, le Minion.
凯文 小什么
"Kevin le" what?
-小黄人 -认真的吗
-Le Minion. -You kidding me?
你还有小弟
You got henchmen?
好吧 一切都结束了
Well, that's the end of that.
小老板？
M-Mini-Boss?
听好了 你给我把宝石带到旧金山
Listen, you, bring the stone to me in San Francisco.
格林街6830号 听明白了吗
6830 Green Street. Got it?
给你两天时间 否则就再也见不到
Now, you got two days, or you are never going to see
你的小老板了
your little boss again.
喂 喂 啊
Bello? Bello. Aah!
奥托
Otto...
哦
Uh...
啊 好的 好的
Ah! Okay, okay, okay.
嗯 嗯
Mm, hmm.
啊
Ah?
奥托
Otto...
好 我说
O-Okay. Si, si.
嗨 我们一起出发
Hey, ho, let's go
嗨 吼
Hey, ho...
奥托
Otto...
-对 -好的 出发
-Uh, uh, si, si. -Okay. Go, go, go.
他们正在穿越疾风
They're going through a tight wind
小鬼头们疯狂起来了
The kids are losing their minds...
哦
Oh?
哇
Oh!
哦 你说那块宝石啊
Oh, the stone!
啊 对
Uh, si.
早就给我叔叔了
Gave that to my uncle.
这宝石更配他的范儿
It's more his style.
啊
Oh.
是...宝石啊
La-la... la stone-a!
凯文 凯文
K-Kevin! Kevin!
宝石啊
La stone-a!
我早就说了
I told you.
我不知道他去哪了 你这个黄不拉几的笨蛋
I don't know where he went, you stupid Twinkies.
好吧
Uh, okay.
谢谢你哟 拜拜
Uh, pank you. Eh, bye-bye.
啊
Huh?
太过分了
Oh, not cool, man.
旧金山
旧金山 哦
San Pan-pisco. Oh!
伙计们 大干一场吧
Let's rock and roll.
把宝石夺回来
Time to get our stone back.
格鲁先生 准备好迎接我们吧
We're coming for you, Mr. Gru.
哈利路亚
Hallelujah!
呜呜 呜呜 呜呜
Woop, woop, woop, woop, woop!
冲啊 冲啊
Smash! Smash!
国际机场
1109班次航班即将起飞
WOMAN Flight 1109 will now depart
请前往27B登机口登机
at gate 27B.
你好啊
Ah. Bello.
三张旧金山的机票
Uh, trey ticket-as por San Pan-pisco.
旧金山是吧 好的
San Francisco? Okay.
-您要怎么支付呢 -啊
-How will you be paying? -Ah.
啊
Uh...
不用担心
No problemo.
真不错
Oh, great.
你们要是再来点毛球
You know, if you have any hair balls
我还能给你升到头等舱呢
we can upgrade you to first class.
走开
Get out.
所以当时 我们两个引擎都失去推力了
So there I was. We lost thrust in both engines
我只能返航拉瓜迪亚机场
and I had to turn back at LaGuardia.
哇啦啦
Ooh-la-la.
-嘿 萨莉 - 嗨
-Hey, Sally. -Hey.
哼
Hmm.
有了
Ah.
我想如雄鹰般翱翔
I wanna fly like an eagle
飞至广袤大海
To the sea
像雄鹰一样飞翔
Fly like an eagle...
好 开始吧
Okay. Vamos.
噢
Ooh.
你好
Bello.
-要花生吗 -好的 谢谢
-Peanut? -Oh. Yes, please.
好的 给你
Mm. Uh, peanut.
-花生来啦 -嗯
-Peanut. -Uh...
要花生吗 花生
Peanut? Peanut.
要花生吗
Peanut?
嘿 宝宝 要吃花生吗
Hey, baby, peanut?
你要吗 要吗
Ah? Ah?
天哪
Uh... aw.
嘿
Hey!
啊
Huh?
嗯
Hmm?
啊
Huh?
嗯
Hmm.
呃
Uh, uh...
啊
Ah.
噢 你好
Oh, bello!
你好呀
Bello.
天哪
Oh, uh...
啊
Ah.
看得见我 看不见我
You see me, you see me not.
看得见我 看不见我
You see me, you see me not.
噢耶
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
旧金山
不 不准笑
No. No ha-ha.
孩子 你竟敢从坏蛋六人组那儿偷东西 胆子可真够大的
You got real moxie, kid, stealing from the Vicious Six.
我胆子大 真的吗
I got moxie, really?
我刚刚是被威酷魔王表扬了吗
Did I just receive a compliment from Wild Knuckles?
天哪我所有的梦想
Oh, all my dreams...
都成真了！
are coming true right now!
这个嘛 这马上就要成为你的噩梦了
Well, it's about to become your nightmare.
欢迎体验我的最新刑具
Welcome to my newest torture device
烈焰迪斯科
the Disco Inferno.
你的小马仔们最好在明天日落前赶到
Your Minions better get here by sundown tomorrow
不然就算48小时的烈焰迪斯科没要你命
because if 48 hours of disco don't kill you
刀片也会了结了你
the blade will.
不不不不不
No, no, no, no, no!
宝石 宝石啊
Stone-a! Stone-a!
宝石 宝石 宝石啊
Stone-a! Stone-a! Stone-a!
宝石
Stone-a!
宝石 宝石
Stone-a! Stone-a!
宝石 宝石 宝石
Stone-a! Stone-a! Stone-a!
-宝石 宝石 -嘿
-Stone-a! Stone-a! -Hey!
宝石 宝石
Stone-a! Stone-a!
宝石 宝石
Stone-a! Stone-a!
宝石 宝石
Stone-a! Stone-a...
看一下地图
Look-a the map-a.
格鲁
Gru...
你们好
Bello!
下一站格林街 到了
Next stop, Green Street.
拜拜
Bye-bye.
啊
Huh?
嘿 看啊
Hey, hey. Look-a.
快来 快来
-Come-ay! Come-ay!
更多更多...
More, more, more...
小老板
Mini-Boss.
斯图尔特
Stuart.
-小老板 -不 不行
-Mini-Boss. -No, no, no.
好吧
Okay, okay.
呃
Uh, uh...
好 走走走
Okay. Go, go, go.
哼
Hmm.
走走走
Hey. Go, go, go.
嗯
Huh?
慢着
Hey, wait a minute.
你好
Bello.
不
Oh, no!
有闯入者
Trespassers!
抓住他们
Get 'em!
给我站住
Hey, you. Come back here!
快跑
Go, go!
凯文 好耶
Kevin! Oh, okay.
给我滚回来
Get your little butts back here!
周氏针灸店
现在可能会有点痛
Okay, now, you might feel a little pinch.
逮到你们了
Got you now.
我要给你们点颜色瞧瞧
Time to break some bones.
周末有什么安排吗
Any plans for the weekend?
先深呼吸五次
Take five deep breaths.
我马上回来
I'll be right back.
嘿
Hey!
你们喜欢欺凌弱小 是吧
You like picking on little guys, huh?
哪儿凉快哪儿歇着去吧 老太婆
Go take a nap, old lady.
老太太
Old lady?
我乃少林绝学功夫大师
I am a master of the ancient Shaolin art of kung fu.
哈
Huh?
嚯 哈
Ha-ha!
快滚
Get lost!
要是在我们的地盘 你必死无疑
If you come back to our place, you're dead.
快来
Uh, come-ay.
靴靴你
Oh, pank you.
靴靴你
Pank you...
你们要是真的想谢我就走开点
You can thank me by going away.
我在工作呢
I'm working.
功...夫
...kung fu...
你想学功夫
You want to learn kung fu?
你好啊 美女
Bello, chica.
功夫换亲亲
...kung fu por smoochie, smoochie?
如何
Mm, mm.
我的教学生涯已经结束了
My teaching days are over.
这就是我现在的生活
This is my life now.
学功夫是为了救小老板
...kung fu para... para save-a le Mini-Boss.
求你了
P-Por favor.
哎呀
Ai-ya.
好吧
Fine.
我教你们
I will teach you.
嘿
-GRU'- Hey!
这些不是给你吃的
Those are not for you.
不好意思 不好意思
Uh, excuse-a, excuse-a.
这个游戏的名字叫做 卖卖 卖
The name of the game is sell, sell, sell!
啊...
Ah...
什么鬼
What?!
格鲁在哪儿
Where's Gru?
我怎么会知道
Huh? How should I know?
这些礼服是怎么回事
What's with the costumes?
万圣节已经是四个月前的事了
Halloween was four months ago.
你看起来蠢极了 滚开点
You look stupid. Buzz off.
嘘
Shoo!
我要去拿我的松肉锤了
I'm getting my meat tenderizer.
让我来帮你 亲爱的
Let me help you with that, dearie.
别碰我
GRU'- Uh-uh-uh. Don't touch me.
快说 那小子跑哪儿去了
Now, where's the boy?
我不是故意要吓你的
Oh, I didn't mean to scare you.
别担心 我们没生他的气
Don't worry. We're not mad at him.
我们只是想
We just want to...
雇佣他
hire him.
他在哪
Where is he?
威酷魔王 旧金山
Wild Knuckles, San Pan-pisco.
威酷魔王还没死
Wild Knuckles is alive?
而且还和孩子玩在了一起
And working with the kid.
-唔 -啊
-Hmm. -Oh.
看来我们要去旧金山了
We're going to San Francisco.
出发
Let's hit it.
你们最好赔了我的屋顶再走
You had better be paying for my roof.
哎呀哎呀
Ay, ay, ay.
-哇 -很酷吧
- Ooh. -Pretty groovy, huh?
基本技巧
我们先来学一个基本的踢腿
We begin with a basic kick.
到你啦
Now you.
好吧
Okay.
不学踢腿了
No kicking.
这是流星锤 一种武器
This is a melon hammer. It's a weapon.
这是弗雷德 是个假人
This is Fred. He is a dummy.
永远不要低估一个假人
Never underestimate a dummy.
-哈 傻人 -你好啊 弗雷德
-Ha. Dummy. -Bello, Fred.
来 攻击
Now attack!
加油 斯图尔特
Stuart! Stuart!
弗雷德加油
Fred.
疑虑 让我无法击碎这块木板
Doubt tells me I cannot break this wood.
嗯
Uh-huh.
但是 疑虑只能存在于脑海里
But doubt exists only in the mind.
你知道我怎么对我的大脑说的吗
You know what I say to my mind?
轮到你们了
Now you.
呃呃
Uh, uh...
-嗯 -好吧
-Huh? -Mm-hmm.
哎 凯文啊 凯文
Kevin, Kevin, Kevin.
好吧 内功心法 你们是不会有什么造诣了
Okay. Clearly, we are not ready for philosophy.
我们来直接实战训练
Let's just train.
你不带我去 嚯 嘿 嚯 嘿
A-won't you take me to, Ho, hey! Ho, hey!
舞动之城吗 嚯 嘿
Funkytown... Ooh! Ho, hey!
啊 好的 好的 好的
Oh, whoa, whoa, okay, okay, okay.
舞动之城 呀
Town Yeah!
你不带我去 呀
Won't you take me to, Yeah!
舞动之城吗 嚯哈嚯哈
Funkytown... Hoo! Ha! Hoo! Ha!
嚯
Hoo!
-嗯 -今天就到这了
-Huh? -Rest up.
明天会更辛苦
Tomorrow's going to be even worse.
什么 你们要退出
What, you're quitting?
我说过的 只要我拿到那块宝石
I told you, when I get that stone
我们就无敌了
we're gonna be unstoppable.
我真受够了
I have had enough!
人老"恶"衰的老坏蛋真可悲啊
There's nothing sadder than an aging villain.
后会无期 老混蛋
So long, old man!
别走 伙计们
Guys, come on.
我们可是一个团队
We're a team.
更多 更多 更多一点
More, more, more
你觉得呢
How do you like...
你觉得呢
How do you like it?
你觉得呢
How do you like...
我上天堂了吗
Is this heaven?
我刚刚炒了我的马仔
I just had to fire my henchmen.
你知道为什么吗 因为他们没有完成任务
You know why? 'Cause they weren't getting the job done.
我现在给你解绑
Okay, I'm just gonna untie you now
因为我
because I-I, uh...
我需要你帮我做点家务活儿
I-I need you to do some stuff for me around the house.
而且 如果能稍微陪伴我一下
And it might be, you know, uh, kind of nice to have a...
就更好了
a little company around here.
哦 好的
Oh. Oh, yeah.
两个坏蛋沦落到做家务了
Two villains just doing some chores.
我们能给自己找点什么麻烦 谁有想法
Who knows what kind of trouble we could get into?
刚刚那是什么 你练的反派笑声吗
What's that? That's your evil chuckle?
-当然啦 -真烦人
-Obviously. -Well, it stinks.
你听起来像是个把卡祖笛吞下去了的小丑
You sound like a clown who swallowed a kazoo.
真的吗 你看起来像是
Really? Well, you look like a wizard
一个垂垂老矣的巫师
going through an end-of-life crisis.
滚进去 唐·里克斯
Easy there, Don Rickles.
唐·里克斯是谁
Who's Don Rickles?
注意响尾蛇
宝石啊
Stone-a.
宝石啊
Stone-a.
宝石啊
Stone-a!
宝石啊
Stone-a...
哥们
Dude.
刚刚差点以为你不行了
Ah, I thought we lost you there for a minute.
嘿 冷静 冷静 冷静点
Hey, chill, chill, ch-chill, ch...
你想要试试这条项链吗 小兄弟
Hey, you want to try this on, little dude?
得到宝石啦
La stone-a!
嘿 小老弟 你要去哪里
Hey, hey, hey, soul brother, where you jettin' off to?
旧金山
...San Pan-pisco.
哈 旧金山
Ha! Frisco disco!
-哇哦 -你今天走运了 孩子
-Wow. -It's your lucky day, kid.
我正要去那
I'm headed up the coast.
我可以顺路把你捎过去
I could drop you off on the way.
呀嘿
Yee-haw!
就是这个宝石呀
...la stone-a!
哦 看呀
Oh, look-a!
哈嘿
Huh? Hey.
从打扫泳池开始
Start with the pool.
给我打扫得一尘不染
This place has got to be spick-and-span.
你在干什么呢
What are you doing?
你晒得就像我妈在感恩节
You look like the overcooked turkey
烤糊了的火鸡
my mom makes on Thanksgiving.
我的天
Oh, God.
哦对了 我忘记说了
Oh, yeah. I forgot to mention
泳池里都是我的宠物鳄鱼
the pool is filled with my pet crocodiles.
好吧 好吧 我才不怕呢
Yeah, well, well, doesn't scare me.
小心点 我可不想让你没了胳膊
Be careful. I can't have you lose an arm
一会儿还需要你换几个灯泡呢
because I need you to change some light bulbs after this.
看着 我来教教你怎么做
Here, let me show you how it's done.
贝琪 不许这样
Betsy, knock it off.
嘿
Hey!
喔 哦不
Whoa! Oh, no.
马文 不 停下来
Marvin, no, no. Stop that.
喔啊 救命 哦不
Whoa. Help! Oh, no.
把抄网伸过来！
The net!
我拉住你了 拉住你了
I got you! I got you!
我没拉住你
I don't got you.
拉住我的手
Take my hand.
喔哦
Whoa. Whoa.
我抓住你了
I got you!
你本来能一走了之 但是你没有
You could've run, but you... but you didn't.
我跟你说过 你是我全世界最喜欢的坏蛋
I told you, you are my favorite villain in the world.
我不能让你被鳄鱼吃掉
I could not let you get eaten by crocodiles.
虽然说那个场面应该挺酷的
Even though that would've been kind of cool to watch.
所以你真想成为一个出色的坏蛋吗
So... so you want to be a great villain, huh?
我一直都非常想
That's all I ever wanted.
你愿不愿意... 比如说听我
You want, uh... I don't know, you want me...
教你点东西
you want me to teach you a thing or two?
嗯嗯嗯
Mm-hmm-hmm!
许多习武之人都问过我
MASTER CHOW Many fighters have asked me
我是如何成为一代宗师的
how did I become a great master?
嘿 看呐
Hey, look-a!
哪怕是最渺小的个体 也可以成就大事
Even the smallest of us are capable of great things.
你只需要深入挖掘自己
You just dig down deep
找到自己内心深处的猛兽 之后...
find your inner beast, and...
你还好嘛
Uh... gesundheit?
轮到你们了
Now you try.
呃
Uh...
找到心中的猛兽
Find your inner beast!
防住我这一脚
Stop this kick.
要学的还有很多
We have a lot more work to do.
呃 呃
Eh? Eh?
凯文 斯图尔特 鲍勃 你们出师了
Kevin, Stuart and Bob, you are ready.
等会 等会
No, no, no, no, no!
你们的功夫入门奖章还没拿呢
Ready for your junior kung fu achievement badges.
死定了
They're dead.
国家银行
抢劫守则一 永远保持角色
First rule of heists: always stay in character.
明白 爷爷
Got it, Grandpa.
暂停营业 信托基金
您好 我们想用一下卫生间
Say, do you mind if we use the john?
波因德克斯特有点内急 憋不到回家了
Poindexter here can't hold it in till we get home.
嗯
Uh-huh.
邪恶银行
The Bank of Evil.
看着点 孩子
It's showtime, kid.
跟着我 别忘了你的任务
Follow my lead, and don't forget your cue.
你好 我要换一下零钱
Hello. I, uh... I just need to cash this.
我的天啊 好大一个银行
Oh, wowie zowie! What a big bank.
这儿有多少保安啊
How many security guards are in here?
这小孩是谁
Who's this little guy?
是我还不懂事的孙子
Well, that's my grandson, who still has not learned
还没学会乖乖听话少出声
that children should be seen and not heard.
小孩子嘛
Kids.
我自己也有个小孩
I actually have a son of my own.
他长得真奇怪
He looks weird.
别听他瞎说
Oh, don't listen to him.
你儿子真可爱
Your son is very, uh, cute.
哦 不
Oh, no!
救救我 我眼前有白光
Oh, help! I'm seeing a white light.
海伦 我来找你了
Helen, I'm coming for ya!
海伦 我来找你了
Helen, I'm coming for ya.
救我
Oh. Help!
救救我爷爷
Help my-my pop-pop!
来人啊
Somebody help him!
救我爷爷
My grandpa!
找医生来
We need a doctor!
我病还挺重的
This is the big one.
-哦 -不
-Whoa! - Oh.
你听到了吗
You hear that?
是天使那甜美的声音
It's the sweet sound of angels.
救我
Help!
快做些什么
Do something!
我的生命在流逝
My life is flashing before my eyes.
不不不 另一个方向
No, no, no. The other way.
另一个方向
The other way.
好了 所有人退后
All right, everyone stand back.
-准备 -不 等一下
-Clear! -No, wait a minute. Wait.
挺住啊 伙计
Don't give up on me now, buddy.
不 不用了 我感觉好多了
No, no, no, I'm feeling better.
准备
Clear!
最大电量
Maximum charge.
-准备 -谢谢你
-Clear! -Thank you.
你救了我爷爷
You saved my grandpa.
我们抢劫了这里吗
Uh, did we... did we do the heist?
我爷爷在说糊涂话
Grandpas say the darndest things.
-你掉了这个 -额
-You dropped these. -Um...
看我拿到了什么
Look what I got!
嘿 还不错嘛
Hey. Not bad.
干得漂亮
Not bad at all.
我俩真是好搭档
We make a good team.
我们是吗
We do?
哦 当然 嘿我们得继续联手
Oh, yeah. Hey, we got to keep at it.
看看我接下来要教你什么
Wait till you see what I'm gonna teach you next.
我已经迫不及待了
I cannot wait.
哦 接下来会很有意思的
Oh, this is gonna be fun.
嗯哼
Mm-hmm.
哟呼 小老板
Yoo-hoo. Mini-Boss.
准备 斯图尔特
Okay, Stuart...
鲍勃
Bob...
准备出击
Time to strike!
-小老板 -哟呼
-Mini-Boss! -Yoo-hoo.
啊 他们不在这
Aah! They're not here.
分头去找
Fan out and find them.
旧金山出大事了
Something big's going down in Frisco.
看 哦
Look-a. Ooh.
-呼 到了 -哇
- Whoo, there it is. - Whoa.
真是段难忘的旅程呢 小老弟
It's been one heck of a ride, little man.
啊 兄弟
Ah, dude.
我肯定会想你的
You know, I'm gonna miss you.
嘿 好兄弟 祝你好运
Hey, soul brother, good luck!
哇
Wow.
噢
Oh...
哦
Ooh.
朋友 你现在
My friend, you're now
得开始学点经典坏蛋使坏法
gonna learn from the old school.
哦 不
Oh, no.
没想到他们会这么对我
I can't believe they did this to me!
他们所有本领都是我教的
I-I taught them everything they know!
我们本该是一个团队的
We were a team!
我放弃了
I give up.
你是个很不错的坏蛋
Hey, you are a great bad guy
而他们是一群蠢蛋
and they are stupid idiots.
我一直梦想着
Only dream I ever had
能和我的好兄弟们一起干坏事
was doing bad stuff with my buddies.
瞧瞧现在的我 又老又孤独
Now look at me: old, alone.
你确实老了
Well, you are old
但你并不是孤身一人
but you're not alone.
好了
All right.
听好了 大坏蛋
Listen up, buster.
我们要组建一个新队伍
We are starting a new team
就叫 坏蛋双人组
and it's going to be called The Terrible Twos.
取名字的事可以之后再说
We can find a better name later
但现在 我们要赶紧找到那块宝石
but right now we're going to find that stone
让大家知道 宝石还在你手里
and show everybody that you still got it.
算了 你只是个小孩子
Come on. You're just a little kid.
这事到此为止 你该回家了
It's over. Go home.
-但你刚刚还说我们... -回家去
-But you said we... -Go home!
快 我们走
Come on, come on. Let's go!
哇
Whoa!
奥托
Otto?
奥托
Otto!
-嘿哈 -奥托
-Yee-haw! -Otto!
嘿呀 嘿呀
Hyah! Hyah!
嘿
Hey!
奥托 是我 小老板
Otto! It's Mini-Boss!
啊 小老板
Ah! Mini-Boss!
-小老板 -奥托
-Mini-Boss! -Otto!
快看 快看
Look-a! Look-a!
宝石啊
Stone-a.
你找到宝石了
You found the stone.
奥托 我真为你骄傲
Otto, I'm so proud of you.
哦
Oh...
好了 我们时间紧迫
All right, we don't have much time.
-我们得把宝石交给威酷魔王 -哦 好
-We got to get this to Wild Knuckles. -Oh, okay.
好
Okay.
抓住他
Get him!
快跑 快跑 跑
Go, go, go!
真是好久不见了 小垃圾
Long time, no see, punk.
这东西归我了
I'll take that.
太好了
Yes!
不许动
Don't move!
-啊 -站住 不许动
-Huh? -Right there! Freeze!
反坏蛋联盟
Anti-Villain League.
你们被逮捕了
You are under arrest.
哇 哇 列位
Whoa, whoa, whoa, everybody.
忘记现在几点了吗
Did you forget what time it is?
新年快乐
Happy New Year!
开火
Fire!
坚守阵地
Stand your ground.
-小心 -哇
-Look out! -Whoa!
哦 不 不 不
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no
不 不
no, no, no, no, no!
你想去哪儿啊 嗯
Where do you think you're going? Hmm?
你偷了我们的东西 就要付出代价
You stole from us, and now you're gonna pay!
慢慢被撕成两半吧
Enjoy being torn apart.
嘿 小老板
Hey! ...Mini-Boss!
大伙儿
Guys!
哦 我们为什么不公平竞争呢
Oh. Why don't we make this a fair fight?
哦 你们以为我认真的吗
Oh, you thought I was serious.
快跑啊
Run!
不
No!
你们好啊 叛徒
Hello, traitors.
还记得我吗
Remember me?
是你
You.
你们可以丢下我不管
You can leave me for dead
你们可以摧毁我的一切
you can destroy everything I own
但我不会让你们伤到那个孩子
but I will not let you hurt that kid!
这样啊 你是想救他吗
Oh, so you're gonna save the kid?
行啊 你和哪支军队呢
Yeah, you and what army?
这支军队
This army!
好 那就和这支军队
Okay. This army.
洞察自己的内心
MASTER CHOW Dig down deep.
包 找到心中的猛兽
Find your inner beast.
嗯
Mmm.
奥托
Otto!
快点 再快点
Hurry! Faster!
不
No!
我抓住你了
Got you.
快走 快走
Go, go, go!
不
No.
离他远点
Get away from him!
干掉那个小孩儿
Destroy the kid.
不
No!
嗨 被一个小胖崽子打败
Hey, hey. How does it feel to be beaten
的感觉怎么样
by a tubby little punk?
你们太棒了
You guys were amazing!
在哪学的功夫啊
The kung fuwhere did that come from?
而且你们被返聘啦
Obviously, you guys are rehired.
-哦 -斯图尔特
-Oh. -Stuart!
这个是你的了 先生
It's all yours, sir.
你想把它放在哪
Where do you want it?
先生 你能感觉到吗 就是这
Can you feel this, sir? Right here.
天呐
Oh, no.
威酷魔王
Wild Knuckles.
嘿
Hey.
你没事吧
Y-You're gonna be okay, right?
别担心我 孩子
Don't worry about me, kid.
我没事
I'll be fine.
终于
Finally.
你要蹲很久 很久的监狱了
You're going away for a long, long time.
那可不一定
Yeah, well, I wouldn't bet on it.
不要
No.
一会儿见 孩子
See you soon, kiddo.
哎呀呀
Ooh-la-la.
威酷魔王是我最崇拜的坏蛋
Wild Knuckles was my favorite villain.
我们相处没多长时间
We didn't have much time together
但是能和他在一起相处
but the time we did have
我很高兴
I'm so grateful for.
很遗憾 你没法看着我长大
I've been thinking about how you won't see me grow up
也没办法看到
or be there for all the terrible things
我将来干出的坏事
that I'm going to do.
而且我还能干
And believe me, there are gonna be
不少很坏的坏事
some awful things.
我会让你自豪的
But I'm going to make you proud.
因为有你
I'm going to be the best villain ever
我会成为史上最好的坏蛋
because of you.
因为你教会了我什么最重要
Because you taught me what matters.
做事不能单打独斗
You can't do anything alone.
找到属于你的组织
Find your tribe
并且永远不要离开他们
and never, ever let them go.
奥托
Otto?
是
Si.
你最好别惹麻烦 小子
You better stay out of trouble, kid.
我一定会遵纪守法诚实守信的
I will lead a good and honest life.
你还活着
You're alive?
噢
Oh!
你真的让我大吃一惊
You just blew my mind.
你是怎么做到的
How did you do that?
我也想让自己假死
I cannot wait to fake my own death
避开警察的追捕了
to avoid the authorities.
努力实现你的目标吧 孩子
Shoot for the moon, kid.
努力
Shoot for the moon.
再见了 白痴
See you later, suckers!
你不可能总是得偿所愿
You can't always get what you want
你不可能总是得偿所愿
You can't always get what you want
你不可能永远得偿所愿
You can't always get what you want
但只要你足够努力
But if you try sometime
你就会发现 你就会发现
You just might find, you just might find
你要的都已经拥有
You get what you need
啊 耶
Ah, yeah
啊 耶
Ah, yeah...
不好意思 我们打烊了
Sorry, we're closed.
哇
Whoa.
我就是想对你发明的这个东西表示感谢
I just wanted to thank you for this.
太好用了
Worked like a charm.
好吧 那我就直说了
All right, let me cut to the chase here.
我非常需要一个疯狂的天才科学家
I need a genius mad scientist.
你可以来给我工作吗
You want to come work for me?
不了 我已经不想再干坏事犯罪的行当了
No, I am done with villainy.
我要去过更幸福的生活了
Off to happier horizons.
再见 小伙子
Goodbye, little chap.
拜托你啦
Por favor.
噢 行了 行了
Oh, all right, all right.
别可怜兮兮地看着我
Fine. Stop with the face.
我入伙了
I'm in.
想不想看点劲爆的
Want to see something cool?
噢 不是吧
Oh! Are you kidding me?
大老板
Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!
"大老板"我喜欢这个称呼
"Big Boss." I like that.
我们能更进一步
We can make it further
我们一路向前绝不回头
We running and don't look back
若你按部就班
It's a light at the end of the tunnel
才能看到隧道尽头的光芒
If you stay on track
可我知道
But I know any minute
创造光芒对你来说易如反掌
When your fingers turn it up like snap
怎会轻易失败
So hard to lose like that
嘿 动手做吧
Hey, let's do it
在世界的每个角落
All around the world
我们要让阳光闪耀
We gotta turn up the sunshine
我们要让阳光闪耀
We gotta turn up the sunshine
想象一下吧
Think about it
所有男孩女孩
All the boys and girls
你们要让阳光闪耀
You gotta turn up the sunshine
你们要让阳光闪耀
You gotta turn up the sunshine
人们说这是个漫漫长夜
Said it's been a long night, long night
等待阳光 等待阳光
Waiting for the light, waiting for the light
动手做吧
Let's do it
在世界的每个角落
All around the world
我们要让阳光闪耀
We gotta turn up the sunshine
我们要让阳光闪耀
We gotta turn it up
努力不要失败
Make it hard to lose like that
如果长夜让你眉头紧皱
If this weather makes you frown
一些人让你消沉沮丧
And some people get you down
请记住
Remember
爱就像音乐
Love, like sound
声音越大才越好
It's better when it's loud
若你的心中没有歌声
And if there's no song inside
我们可以一起创造光芒
We can bring the light together
无论白天黑夜
Day or night
我们的心中充满阳光
We're shining from inside
创造阳光 创造阳光
Turn up the, turn it up
创造阳光 创造阳光
Turn up the, turn it up
创造阳光 创造阳光
Turn up the, turn it up
创造阳光 创造阳光
Turn up the sunshine
创造阳光 创造阳光
Turn up the, turn it up
创造阳光 创造阳光
Turn up the, turn it up
创造阳光 创造阳光
Turn up the, turn it up
创造阳光
Turn up the sunshine
在世界的每个角落
All around the world
我们要让阳光闪耀
We gotta turn up the sunshine
我们要让阳光闪耀
We gotta turn up the sunshine
想象一下吧
Think about it
所有男孩女孩
All the boys and girls
你们要让阳光闪耀
You gotta turn up the sunshine
你要让阳光满满
You gotta turn up the sunshine
看这长夜漫漫
Said it's been a
整个世界
All around the world
我们要让阳光满满
We gotta turn up the sunshine
我们要开心起来
We gotta turn it up
这样很难不成功
Make it hard to lose like that.
搬到时尚都市去 那是我的专属
Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me
是时候跳跃起来
Time to keep me movin'
激情舞动
Keep me groovin' with some energy
说个不停 聊个不停
Well, I talk about it, talk about it
说个不停 聊个不停
Talk about it, talk about it
说个不停 聊个不停 舞动不停
Talk about it, talk about it, talk about movin'
舞动不停
Gotta move on
舞动不停
Gotta move on
舞动不停
Gotta move on
为何不去
Won't you take me to
放克之城
Funkytown
为何不去
Won't you take me to
放克之城
Funkytown
为何不去少
Won't you take me to
放克之城
Funkytown
为何不去
Won't you take me to
放克之城
Funkytown
为何不去
Won't you take me to
放克之城
Funkytown
为何不去
Won't you take me to
放克之城
Funkytown
为何不去
Won't you take me to
放克之城
Funkytown
为何不去
Won't you take me to
放克之城
Funkytown.
心情变好了
Feeling better
既然已经分手
Now that we're through
心情变好了 因为我已忘记你
Feeling better 'cause I'm over you
你给我上了一课 留下伤疤
I learned my lesson, and it left a scar
现在才看清你是谁
Now I see how you really are
你坏透了 你环透了
You're no good, you're no good
你坏透了
You're no good
宝贝 你坏透了
Baby, you're no good
我要再说遍
I'm gonna say it again
你坏透了 你坏透了
You're no good, you're no good
你坏透了
You're no good
宝贝 你坏透了
Baby, you're no good
我破碎的心 温柔且诚恳
I broke a heart that's gentle and true
我竟然为你心碎
Well, I broke a heart over someone like you
跪地求饶
I'll beg his forgiveness on bended knee
我不会责怪他 如果他说少
I wouldn't blame him if he said to me
你坏透了 你坏透了
You're no good, you're no good
你坏透了
You're no good
宝贝 你坏透了
Baby, you're no good
我要再说一遍
I'm gonna say it again
你坏透了 你坏透了
You're no good, you're no good
小你坏透了
You're no good
宝贝 你坏透了
Baby, you're no good
告诉你 宝贝 我要走自己的路
I'm turning you down, baby, and I'm going my way
忘记你 宝贝 我要彻底离开你
Forget about you, baby, 'cause I'm leaving to stay
你坏透了 你坏透了
You're no good, you're no good
你坏透了
You're no good
宝贝 你环透了
Baby, you're no good
我要再说遍
I'm gonna say it again
你坏透了 你坏透了
You're no good, you're no good
你坏透了
You're no good
宝贝 你坏透了
Baby, you're no good
哦 哦 不
Oh, oh, no
你坏透了 你坏透了
You're no good, you're no good
你坏透了
You're no good
宝贝 你坏透了
Baby, you're no good.